Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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