I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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