Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So squirting runs in the family.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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