she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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