even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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