I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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