That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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