I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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