brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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