what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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