I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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