It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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