What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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