her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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