i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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