I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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