So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
