Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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