Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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