It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
