Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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