let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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