I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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