he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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