i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no, he came in my armpit
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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