I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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