I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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