Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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