I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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