I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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