I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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