She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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