I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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