I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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