I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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