I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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