Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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