arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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