Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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