Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I think my moral compass just broke
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