People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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