I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just pee around me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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