i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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