going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just invented taco cereal.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My ass is underappreciated
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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