Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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