pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
So many bounce houses so little time
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
