The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
where am i from again
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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