so that wasnt chicken after all
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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