Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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