why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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