is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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