brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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