4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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