Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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