found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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