She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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