oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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