My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Did I show you my penis last night?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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