i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
