the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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